I was reading something loopy about some daft piece of health & safety rules going mad ( school cancels sports day cos of UV risk) and said to hubby “ we’re all going to hell in a handcart”
he said that I should express that in a more formal way to suit the govt and it came out as
“We are proceeding together as a commmunity based non-discriminatory multi ethnic group, towards a warmer more southerly environment, in an eco-friendly carbon neutral sustainably produced mpv, propelled by the collective energy of the group thereby reducing the need for fossil fuels and promoting a healthier more active lifestyle. Sunscreen should be worn.”
I might be going bonkers but the world is going mad!