Its ages since a sad old thing like me had one. Although I think if you’re logged in the home page tells you if you have unread messages and you should be able to click onto that!
Now theres an idea Leigh b I did see a pattern for a knitted belt some time ago that when you take it off it is actually a knitted whip.I should have printed it off.You lot are a bad influence you should know better.Given our arguing I think I’ll give it a miss he might like it too much.Though by the sounds of you lot I should forget knitting him a present and get knitting a few of these other things then he can come home to all the money I’ve made in preorders selling to all u naughty girls.Thanks again I think you’ve helped.Take Care all I better do something for him.If all else fails I suppose I can get the candles out and cook dinner.That would be a present I think I’ve cooked for him 3 times in 5 years and one of those was oven chips!!!!!!!Thanks Waggel
Now theres an idea Leigh b I did see a pattern for a knitted belt some time ago that when you take it off it is actually a knitted whip.I should have printed it off.You lot are a bad influence you should know better.Given our arguing I think I’ll give it a miss he might like it too much.Though by the sounds of you lot I should forget knitting him a present and get knitting a few of these other things then he can come home to all the money I’ve made in preorders selling to all u naughty girls.Thanks again I think you’ve helped.Take Care all I better do something for him.If all else fails I suppose I can get the candles out and cook dinner.That would be a present I think I’ve cooked for him 3 times in 5 years and one of those was oven chips!!!!!!!Thanks Waggel
Now how do you expect to make any money out of us???? We KNOW how to make pepper pot and salt pot covers.
Let’s cut to the chase- don’t bother faffing about knitting him something - just have a nice relax in the bath, light some candles ready for when he gets in and be lying in wait for him, his fave naughty undies on. He’ll forget all about what he was miffed about…
Then maybe order in his favourite takeaway for, ahem, **afters**....
Thought you would not be able to knit your own what with all the damage you’ve done to your eyesight you know the old joke.Anyway 2 and a half hours and counting I must stop procrastinating and do something.Waggel
Covers to put on salt pots ....are’nt they?????????????????????????????????Why, what do you cover your salt pots with? My salt lives in a big pot on my worktop, with a dinky little spoon to dig in the salt with. whatever else are you on about
If he has a nintendo ds, gameboy SP or playstation portable, how about a pouch for that? Maybe he has an ipod nano which is nice, small and flat so just knit an envelope type pouch, chain stitch loop and small button for the loop to go around. Don’t forget an eyelet for the earphone plug.
From now until 7 you can CO right into his waiting hands.
Well u c there u r. I was trying to figure out what you meant and all along you ACTUALLY meant a salt pot. Umm. Think I need a lie down in a darkened room. ~Won’t need help geting it dark as I think its going to pee down very very soon.
~This whole site is a bad influence on me- today I was supposed to have done ironing changed bed mopped floor, all I done is some washing and sorted paperwork into piles, will need to knit something quick to take my hubby’s mind off the fact no housework done. Now where is that pepperpot warmer pattern???
whatever else are you on about 
